I googled Ciloplex, it seems to be a colon cleanse. And after eating 37 boxes of cookies , they are gonna need it.Oh, yeah, Joy actually sat on the cookies, she is too embarrassed to admit it. Couldn’t feel the boxes with all that….um…..girth.
Yeah, I was checking on "Ciloplex myself. Although for those long-suffering colons they might need something more industrial strength. Matter of fact, I saw in this morning’s paper about a product used by the offshore industry to clean out the pilings for drilling rigs. Might be just the thing.As to broken GS cookies, well, I might send back the shortbreads but don’t get between me and Thin Mints or Caramel Delites, broken or not!
How will Joy return them, Burl is eating them right now. I suspect reckless handling is the culprit. they probably had them in the seat between them for safe keeping on the way home. Cookies could easily get crushed in the squeeze of flab. They have to keep items like cookies in sight or one of them might manage to get more than their share.
Sounds like she is going to try to get her money back before she stops payment on the check. Then she will stop payment on the check. She better be careful though. The last time I stopped payment on a check it cost me $22.00 and that was over 20 years ago. I’m sure it costs more than that now.
Never fear. Long before she stops the check or finds the leader, they will have slurped up every last crumb and crumble and will have nothing to return. .(I once had a guy give a Boy Scout troop a hot check for popcorn. I haunted him for weeks, making sure everyone he tried to do business with knew about it until he paid up.)
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
I googled Ciloplex, it seems to be a colon cleanse. And after eating 37 boxes of cookies , they are gonna need it.Oh, yeah, Joy actually sat on the cookies, she is too embarrassed to admit it. Couldn’t feel the boxes with all that….um…..girth.
mikie2 over 9 years ago
Yeah, I was checking on "Ciloplex myself. Although for those long-suffering colons they might need something more industrial strength. Matter of fact, I saw in this morning’s paper about a product used by the offshore industry to clean out the pilings for drilling rigs. Might be just the thing.As to broken GS cookies, well, I might send back the shortbreads but don’t get between me and Thin Mints or Caramel Delites, broken or not!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
How many cookies did they buy to make it worthwhile to put a stop check on them?
TheWildSow over 9 years ago
But don’t they know that cookie crumbs have NO calories? Breaking causes calorie leakage; everyone knows that! ;-)
imnormal over 9 years ago
How will Joy return them, Burl is eating them right now. I suspect reckless handling is the culprit. they probably had them in the seat between them for safe keeping on the way home. Cookies could easily get crushed in the squeeze of flab. They have to keep items like cookies in sight or one of them might manage to get more than their share.
miscreant over 9 years ago
Sounds like she is going to try to get her money back before she stops payment on the check. Then she will stop payment on the check. She better be careful though. The last time I stopped payment on a check it cost me $22.00 and that was over 20 years ago. I’m sure it costs more than that now.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Never fear. Long before she stops the check or finds the leader, they will have slurped up every last crumb and crumble and will have nothing to return. .(I once had a guy give a Boy Scout troop a hot check for popcorn. I haunted him for weeks, making sure everyone he tried to do business with knew about it until he paid up.)
posstockhoarder over 9 years ago
Cilioplex?! Good Lord! The Crustwood sewer system can’t handle that!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
………Joy sat on ’em…………….careless, she…..kinda heavy, too.