Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 22, 2015

Boo Radley! should get together with Max Ortiz! to become Milford’s most exciting couple.

So someone set them up or they’re both just nincompoops?

In a little cafe, just the other side of the border, she was a-sitting there giving True looks that made his mouth water.

P1 just call him Alfalfa Standish with that hat hair. Maybe Tru wants to pick up some pitching tips from a ‘serious’ pitcher. Boo meanwhile is her usual charming self.

I would say something snarky, except that I have a tiny kitten in my lap snuggling and purring, so I don’t feel like it..Wait, I do. What the hell, does Tru(e) have a bet going with the lads that he can get into Boo’s thong before the end of the school year? What possible incentive could he have for this otherwise?

It’s Destiny!

And now we know why Tru was playing with his balls while his team was getting crushed. Nice shine on that table. Is Mop moonlighting at the Coffee Cantina?

I’m liking the soundtrack from the last couple of days. Can’t wait for the movie to come out.

At least we know what Boo uses for birth control – her personality.

In all reality , is Boo dealing with a much bigger issue such as Bruce Jenner did ? Does True sense this problem and try and help ?

Who’s getting together at Subwich and Schultz’s Polynesian Garden? Might as well cover all the Milford social scene.

In all reality , I nominate Strangers in the Night for todays song of the day.

P2- Is that Marty Moon’s sippy cup? Didn’t know The Copyright Café served Irish Coffee. Addison Radley is our modern day Bitsy, less freckles. Didn’t Bitsy play field hockey or basketball for Mimi’s Amazons?

Ok, let’s follow this to it’s logical conclusion. It’s Destiny, they have Destiny’s Child, a Beonecing baby. NOOOOO! Like today’s theme song end’s somebody shoot me.

Out in the Midwestern town that’s called MilfordI fell in love with a messy-haired lassNight-time would find me in Coffee CantinaMusic would play and she’d act like an ass

Pitcher Boo and pitcher TruIn the cantinaAnd pitchin’ woo!

Yeah, the good old Copyright Café©, haven’t been there in a while. That’s good, because I can reuse some clichés that I already used and you won’t remember unless you reread the old strips. So what is this, some Three’s Company knockoff, where someone told both of these doofuses that the other one wanted to meet them there? I guess the Copyright Café© would be the perfect place then. But who set them up? Is it Bobby? Pervy Pamela? Lumpy?Speaking of setups, that’s enough setup before we read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

I recall Bitsy was rough around the edges before Wally was able to tame her, err, apply the soothing salve to mold her into the lady she is today. At guard, wasn’t Bits a defensive hellion for the Fighting Amazons?

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