The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 16, 2015

I’ve had mock apple pie, it’s not bad, but a cup of cinnamon?I’m so glad to hear cherry pie is fruit, then so is apple, peach. berry and mincemeat is meat, veg and fruit, A balanced meal in a crust, Add a scoop of ice cream, and you got your dairy as well, Woo Hoo!

Get any of them too close and there’s no telling how much fat would be rendered out. Hazmat, anyone? Ma’s butt is the size of Filene’s basement.

OMG! Ma looks like a rhino about to couple with the stove.

At her high gait of .45 mph it takes 9 body lengths for Ma to come to a complete stop. Then it can be minutes before she stops undulating.

Brain Bleach, for God’s sake Brain Bleach!

Well at least Joy Finally, sort of, Yelled at Burl about insulting her Mom. It’s about time!!

Haven’t thought of – or made – mock apple pie since I was in high school. It really isn’t bad, but I think a teaspoon of cinnamon will suffice, thank you very much.

Ma is handling the pie straight out of the oven no hot pads. Burned off facial hair, I am nearly sick thinking of the smell wafting out of the oven now. She is lucky the heavily applied cheap make up did not ignite.

Re: “Diet Reminders” on fridge door: So, I reckon, are Ho’s-Ho’s & Ding-Dongs…………..