Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 24, 2015

Mary had a little lambWith green peas on the side,And when her escort saw the check, The poor boob nearly died.

Shyster Brown blew into town to be Jack’s lawyer.He took a spill for Jill and Jack was none the wiser.

rockabye baby in the tree top..when the wind blows the cradle will rock..when the bow breaks the cradle will fall..and by God that will be the biggest lawsuit of all..

I heard the same one..but it was whats in the bowl…..not baby but another B word…

Hickory, dickory dock.The mouse ran up the clock.He didn’t come down, ‘Cause the cat’s in town. At least until it gets crocked.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock.Two mice ran up the clock.The clock struck one,the other escaped with minor injuries.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty. Ooohhhhh

…Jack fell down and broke his crownNow Jill’s being held on manslaughter…

Mary, MaryQuite contrary,How does your garden grow?“With silver bells, and cockle shells,and one g#@d&%!*m eggplant…”

(I’m suspecting Monsanto had something to do with that)

Hickory dickory dock….three mice ran up the clock…..no….wait….that’s been told….

Mary had a little lamb…..and the doctors were shocked…..

Mary had a little lamb, a little ham….a little jam……a soda and an ice cream fizz….and man how sick our Mary is…

All commenter’s,your posts were good and added funny to the OP’s original toon strip. :) Peace.

Jack and JillWent up the hillTo fetch a pail of waterJack came downAnd, was met and fined by the California drought police

Mary had a little watch, she swallowed it one day.Her mother gave her castor oilto pass the time away.But time it moved too slowly,the watch it would not pass;So if you want to know the time,just look up Mary’s uncle, he has a watch. (From my dad)

Jack and Jill went down the hill to the local 7-11Jack fell down with a slip and fall Now they both have a $65,000 suit from heaven(Just wait till they go to McDonalds for hot coffee)

Jack and Jill went up the hill,each with a buck and a quarter.Jill came down with two and a half,did they go up for water?