Friends of mine ordered a pizza. Waiter asked them what they wanted on it. One said, “No dead fish.” Another said, “I love dead fish! Put ’em on half the pizza!” When the pizza came out, there were so many anchovies on the one half of the pizza that no one could eat it. Not only was it too salty even for the anchovy fan, the salty oil from the fish oozed over the other half of the pizza, contaminating it for the other diners.
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
VOMITROCIOUS!
mggreen over 9 years ago
Thought it was a flying fish . . .
garyschultz over 9 years ago
It’s not as if this doesn’t happen continuously with Heathcliff’s za (see, e.g., 10/3/13).
brklnbern over 9 years ago
First green salmon I’ve seen.
K M over 9 years ago
Friends of mine ordered a pizza. Waiter asked them what they wanted on it. One said, “No dead fish.” Another said, “I love dead fish! Put ’em on half the pizza!” When the pizza came out, there were so many anchovies on the one half of the pizza that no one could eat it. Not only was it too salty even for the anchovy fan, the salty oil from the fish oozed over the other half of the pizza, contaminating it for the other diners.