Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 19, 2015

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Tell him he’s as fat as a whale.

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    Dining so close to the surface, no wonder she’s superficial.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Hey, I dunno about some cultures, or other people’s mothers…but I can tell you that when I was a kid, nobody in our house was allowed to spout off at the table either.

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    PICTO  over 9 years ago

    Would it krill you to show some manners.

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Are you squidding me?

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Eructile dysfunction can leave you with the Blues, afraid they’re all thinking, “That boy ain’t Right.”

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    RwB1  over 9 years ago

    Passing gas at the dinner table is a whale of a no-no.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    If it’s a compliment to the chef, please do it in the kitchen…

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Say it, don’t spray it.

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