Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 30, 2015

Pig must have awfully small trachea and lungs to be still breathing in that contraption.

That’s Looney Tunes struggling. Tom and Jerry too, along with Donald Duck.

Is a simple little device like this too complicated for Pig?:Corset is!

yahoo has goofed up, we can see most of the comics till june 7th, including this one

it is time to give rat the finger..

It is much too tight. It is a rasher of bacon.

Pig you look like an old style dumbbell !

@ Sherlock WatsonSigned up so I could congratulate you on that brilliant pun !

Well, Pig, you made your own bed (as the saying goes); now, lie in it. Isn’t it kinda hard breathing with that finger-trap somehow squeezed around your tummy and chest?Ahh, the life of a cartoon character, and the things he does for a laugh!

sooon proof that Pastis loves crocs

That dumb Pig is wrapped up in himself.

As we say here in the South:Bless his heart.

@Sherlock WatsonDid you put a girdle round the earth?

What an effective way to diet! (he did miss dinner)

It’s good to have choices.

OMG!

actually, it would take real talent to get the finger trap over your head and down your neck. i’m impressed

C’mon, Pig… those things are a cinch to get out of.

I don’t know why but Pig looks cute like that.

Terrible person aren’t I?

xxx

Don’t feel too bad, Pig, Mr. Data did not do too well with those things either and he was incapable of panic.

One time at a rigged carnival, I payed $20 for a card that would automatically create transactions. What I physically received out of that was a blue Chinese finger trap. I paid $20 for a Chinese finger trap.

bruh