Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 18, 2010

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    Ah, the dreaded question. The look on his face tells me he has encountered it before.

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    Yep, how DO I look in these tight jeans?

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    pouncingtiger  over 14 years ago

    Women 101

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Don’t lie but if you tell a truth don’t want to hear - POW

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    sarge112751  over 14 years ago

    Shoe - you have the right to REMAIN SILENT and I suggest you USE it … NOW!

    Any time a man gets the LAST word in an argument, he can rest assured, it’ll actually be the FIRST word in the NEXT argument!

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    stuart  over 14 years ago

    It is extremely rare for couples to have “communication” difficulties. The problem is almost always that they communicate just fine, but don’t like what they hear.

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    Superfrog  over 14 years ago

    Fair enough.

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    pamlicorat  over 14 years ago

    Guy Rule 1: If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

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    Wildcard24365  over 14 years ago

    That is one EXCELLENT way to kill the trust in a relationship… ask a question you know you don’t want to hear answered honestly, and wait for the response… if they tell you what they think you want to hear (even if you know the truth is otherwise), you’re left to wonder, “What else will they say JUST to save my feelings?” And you’ll never believe a word they say again.

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    DolphinGirl78  over 14 years ago

    sarge112751: It’s amazing that you were able to use the same comment for two comics today!!! Exactly word for word no less! :D

    As a woman, I’ve never asked that question of any man in my life… Just can’t justify torturing them that way when there are other ways to do so… :D

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    Tanya, hopefully, tomorrow’s Shoe will be different enough so Sarge112751 won’t be able to copy and paste his comment for a third day in a row. As for Shoe, I think that’s a fair deal. Or maybe he should pull the “Don’t ask, won’t tell” line.

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    wicky  over 14 years ago

    women………….bah!

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    Smiley Rmom  over 14 years ago

    Women just want to know if they look good to their guy.

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    TnLockMan Premium Member over 14 years ago

    The one thing wrong with this is this;if she didn’t want to hear the answer she should not have asked the question.Most good ‘ole boys will not lie;they will tell the truth and suffer the consquences.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    SARGE I get the last word–Yes Dear

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    What happens if she gets fat and really wants his honest opinion? He is forced to lie by verbal contract for all time.

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    worldisacomic  over 14 years ago

    Isn’t there a bird species named the Booby. Because this bird has two of them in her sweater!

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    “Tell MY truth, the whole MY truth and nothing but MY truth.”

    Isn’t that the REAL wedding vow, truth be told?

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    starguy  over 14 years ago

    “Does this dress make me look fat?”

    “No, the dress doesn’t make you look fat, the FAT makes you look fat.”

    Sort of like the female definition of “communicating”, meaning you need to tell her EVERYTHING, and in full detail, omitting nothing, but… she expects you to read her mind (“I shouldn’t have to tell you!”).

    Ladies, over to you.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 14 years ago

    thebird55 - Yes; doesn’t Shoe have, like, 6 ex-wives or something? Some people never learn.

    Sarge - I ALWAYS have the last word in any discussing with my wife:

    ”Yes, dear.”

    (Oh, rats - Lewreader beat me to it - again!)

    Gathman - So true!

    Rmom - No; some very wise, prominent psychologists says that usually, by the time the woman is asking that question, she’s really crying out for attention. She doesn’t feel that he is paying enough attention to her so she then is unsure of how he feels towards her or what his opinion of her is. Women need a steady stream of affirmation. When they don’t get it, they pull the pin on this grenade and place it in the man’s lap.

    Honesty is always the best policy. If you lie, she will know it and now you have established that you’re willing to lie to her and be deceptive - which then brings additional doubts into her mind - “What else does he lie to me about?!?”

    “Does this dress make me look fat?”

    “No, that looks just fine. It’s all that fat you’ve got hanging out that makes you look fat!”

    :-D

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    Darlin’, you don’t look fat, you are fat. But I love you, anyway.

    No, I wouldn’t dare say it. But that’s what I’m thinking.

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    boldyuma  over 14 years ago

    Well dear…you do have a patch on the back of your jeans

    that says “Guess”……

    I’d say about 250….[:<}-

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    1148559  over 14 years ago

    My late sister had a medical condition that caused her to gain weight. She once had someone get on her case in her husband’s presence about how big she was. Her husband’s reaction was to take her in his arms, kiss her and say, “The more to have and to hold.”

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    W6BXQ, John  over 14 years ago

    whmIII,

    Beat me to it!

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    My longtime girlfriend also had a medical condition that made her gain weight. Okay, the truth is, it made her fat. So my last post was no joke. I meant it. And would still mean it if she would have me back.

    BTW, I think that saying is, “More cushion for the pushin’”.

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