Close to Home by John McPherson for May 18, 2015

Pomp and Circumstance sounds so cheesy on those computer speakers.

I like it! Better than huge graduation ceremonies that have no meaning!

Real commercial for WGU graduation

Sadly, that’s the way they do it. They really kind of have to, because it would give it away to see the the staff laughing at the gullible. .Wadya mean I need a real degree?

J. Short: And it is always number 1. Number 4 has a more joyous, throw up your mortarboard and cheer sound to it.