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And back in Texas... Man 1: Governor Abbott is right. The U.S. military is going to invade Texas and declare martial law! Man 2: That must explain the fifteen military bases already in Texas. Man 1: Yeah, that must be it. Man 2: Remember the Alamobama!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
“Alamobama” sounds like a slight mispronunciation of “Alabama.”
kaffekup over 9 years ago
The real threat is from the State of Texas, which just passed a law, signed by the Wingnut in Chief, that local governments can’t regulate fracking that affects their citizens’ lives and health. Can you say “Corporate ownership of government, boys and girls?”I knew you could. So much for the myth of local control in republican states.
Spyderred over 9 years ago
Governor Abbott probably didn’t know there were military bases in Texas; after all, he’s not running for president – yet – so he doesn’t need to know those things and his advisors don’t want to overload his thinking process.
tallguy98366 over 9 years ago
I think we should let Texas secede. it would raise the national IQ by 120 points. They say everythings bigger in Tex-aayaas I guess that includes psychotic breakdowns.
TIMH over 9 years ago
Wow, so much bait and no hate from Indiethink? He must be dead or, at long last banned.