went into a restaurant once with my wife around 8 pm- the host asked me“just the two?”“ah no.” i replied, “we have a bus outside and there will be about 50 of us”the look on his face was pricless
When I have my groceries put into the car, I tell the bag clerk that I want them put in the front. Cannot believe it when they then ask if I want them on the passenger side. I am so tempted to tell them that I’ll just carry them on my lap as I drive home.
Squizzums over 9 years ago
Plus his pants are a little high.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Sunglasses clerk couldn’t take a joke, could he?
hariseldon59 over 9 years ago
Reminds me of when David Letterman went into a store called “Just Shades” and kept asking, “seriously, what else can you get here?”.
cdward over 9 years ago
Fun with retirement.
nosirrom over 9 years ago
I went into the “Christmas Tree Shop”. Guess what they don’t have!
thewizofaz over 9 years ago
Clerk: That would be next to the ice cube tray store, sir.
Lamberger over 9 years ago
“Would you like fries with that order?” “No. Just directions to the restroom.”
komickat over 9 years ago
Retired people do, right Earl? XD
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
why not? the kid’s day needed livening up anyway
route66paul over 9 years ago
teenage clerks have no sense of humor – or anything else.
johovey over 9 years ago
My husband is too much like Earl, and that scares me.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
went into a restaurant once with my wife around 8 pm- the host asked me“just the two?”“ah no.” i replied, “we have a bus outside and there will be about 50 of us”the look on his face was pricless
alittlebirdie over 9 years ago
When I have my groceries put into the car, I tell the bag clerk that I want them put in the front. Cannot believe it when they then ask if I want them on the passenger side. I am so tempted to tell them that I’ll just carry them on my lap as I drive home.