Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2015

It’s 2. old.

Berrrrr….I’m Numb…..Numb….berrrrrr…

My name is a number, a piece of plastic film.And I grow pretty flowers in my little window sill.Don’t you know I’m a 2000 Man?And my kids they just don’t understand me at all…

.Rolling Stones, 1967….

As I recall Number 6 had problems with Number 2 and claims he is not a number.It seems that there are sum that just don’t fit in their set.Hey, it’s nice to see Number Three doing stand up comedy. Her humor is a bit odd but always prime.

A table for 2 with only one chair.

Yet it seems to add up.

Speaking of only one….Only 1 is listening to 3…The rest have heard those jokes a number of times.

Six was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9

1 is the loneliest number2 can be as bad as 1.

@whiteheron, 3! Dog Night, thanks.

With all this number calling I just got BINGO!

I heard 9 really enjoyed it….

1 is the loneliest number

Nah. 7 is coming after 6 with a gun!

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 was a registered 6 offender….

And for desert … 3.1415926535

Because 7 had cold, dead eyes.

Why is 77 better than 69?

Because you get 8 more.