Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 20, 2010

Dang aliens!!!!!

Insourcing?

Oh, wait, he meant that was a bad thing.

This must be the Week of Topical Strips around here. I’m loving it, but…

Please let’s keep a “dirty nuclear bomb” set off in one of our major cities from joining that list.

Brewster wrong? Perish the thought.

A cheap imitation spleekazoid, when they could be destroying a real made in America spleen!

Allot of things change, but not Dr. Mel.

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Why they keep going back for more punishment is unexspleenable.

Be happy, kid; if Mel is killing and cloning someone else now, you could be the first Winky to have another birthday.

Speaking of which, Dr. Mel already has replaced you, over and over again; your memory was just edited each time.

But a spleekazoid is not the same as a spleen. And how many spare spleekazoids does Dr Mel have available to replace this one? I’ll bet he has a lot more spleens in his freezer.

A spleekazoid is a spleen knock-off, made in China. Also, spleekazoid customer service is in Bombay.

It doesn’t make political sense to just let one in try 25 million and impose them on city and county resources. Then blame the teachers and police and landlords and hospitals. Then march down the street waving a goreign nationm’s flag…that always wins hearts and minds.

Someone get a replacement spleekazoid for the replacement Winky.

oh winky, i wouldn’t be jealous

It’s just not the same.

Silly Winky, Test subjects don’t get paid. They get cloned.