Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 28, 2015

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    Superfrog  over 9 years ago

    They still feel like they have something at steak here.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Yes indeed, they have a little beef with this guy.

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    He’s gonna have to veal with it, chop-chop!

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    Plods with ...™  over 9 years ago

    Now that’s phunnie!

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    But you simply must try the minced minion

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    In French, “mignon” means “pretty” or “cute.” I’ve always wondered who decided a filet was cute!

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    Darryl Heine  over 9 years ago

    The MINIONS movie doesn’t open for another month anyway…

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Ha ha! So, basically, you’d just have to lay them over sideways and slice! I wonder if it taste’s as good as Schmoo?

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I’m not sure how appetizing that color is going to be once it is braised.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 9 years ago

    He ended up eating crow?

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    zeexenon  over 9 years ago

    Wow, … Roark Jr. / Yellow Bastard did reproduce.

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    mrgromit  over 9 years ago

    He should stick to bananas

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    mrgromit  over 9 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFukyIIM1XI <—Well worth the click

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    Stellagal  over 9 years ago

    And for dessert, banana splits.

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    rgcviper  over 9 years ago

    Uh-oh. This could get ugly.

    Made me laugh, though.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I used to say my ambition was “to have minions.” These movies have robbed me of that little joke.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    A couple weeks ago, my wife told me our youngest grandchild was really into Minions! I said, “What?”

    Then I got the full meal deal about these TV critters!

    Hey buddy… you might need a little A-1 or at least some Worcestershire…

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