For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for July 24, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    That’s right, John Patterson, D.D.S.: EVERYthing. YOu want to catch your death a cold?

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    Uh,oh. What is John worried about?

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    Mumblix Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Lynn’s Notes:The three canoeists immediately realized the danger they were in. They extracted themselves from their seatbelts, opened the doors of the aircraft and climbed out.

    Rod, who was the only one wearing a life jacket, was able to get out as well — just before the plane submerged. Freezing and afraid, the four men sat on the Cessna’s upturned floats and tried to consider their options. It looked as though the plane was drifting to shore, but it was soon evident that the tail had hung up on the bottom of the lake and the plane was staying in the same position, just pivoting around in the bay.

    As hypothermia began to affect them, they had no choice: one of the men had to go to shore and get the canoe. They chose the strongest swimmer, gave him the only life jacket, and watched as he swam slowly through the choppy water to the shore.

    Exhausted and ready to collapse, he untied the canoe. He had the presence of mind to put a can of Avgas aviation fuel that had been left on shore into the canoe. He climbed inside and shoved off (without paddles) towards the helpless aircraft.

    It was a miracle, they all said later, that the canoe drifted back to the plane. Everyone carefully climbed into the canoe. The swimmer, now unconscious, was slowly revived as the canoe, now floating freely, drifted to the opposite shore of the bay. This was another miracle.

    They managed to gather some dry willow, and with the aid of the Avgas they soon had a tiny fire going. They knew that their wet clothes were lowering their body temperatures, so everyone stripped down to nothing and, surprisingly, they felt warmer. This was a test for survivalists, and luckily, my husband was with men who truly measured up.

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “everyone stripped down to nothing and, surprisingly, they felt warmer.”That is a classic sign of hypothermia.

    As a person’s nervous system tires from trying to keep warm, blood vessels relax and blood surges toward their extremities causing them to feel warmer.

    The symptom is well documented. It is often followed by paradoxical undressing which exacerbates the loss of body heat.

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    dliley  over 9 years ago

    Shrinkage!

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    Petemejia77  over 9 years ago

    Yes! But…..slowly!

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 9 years ago

    I wish someone would help you win a Powerball lottery so you could afford to fly far, far away…

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    mulder42  over 9 years ago

    John looks REALLY scared right now…

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    codedaddy  over 9 years ago

    Never been to gym class or equivalent John?

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    tea62  over 9 years ago

    No man can escape shrinkage, so no worries.

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