Hey! I dropped a pound! Phht. You're not being supportive. Sorry. Well done! I'm envious! Good job, keep it up! No, that's not it either. Can we go for something in between? Phht.
What’s the problem, Larry? You don’t want an honest response, but then you reject Sarah’s best fake supportive sincerity. If you can’t make up your mind about what you want, then you will just have to accept what she chooses to give you.
Don’t forget that that large, 20 oz cup (591 mL) of water weighs 591 grams, or 1.3 pounds. Just by having a decent lunch you gain two pounds of weight, even if most of that won’t stay.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
What’s the problem, Larry? You don’t want an honest response, but then you reject Sarah’s best fake supportive sincerity. If you can’t make up your mind about what you want, then you will just have to accept what she chooses to give you.
Strod over 9 years ago
Don’t forget that that large, 20 oz cup (591 mL) of water weighs 591 grams, or 1.3 pounds. Just by having a decent lunch you gain two pounds of weight, even if most of that won’t stay.
inshadowz over 9 years ago
I’m not fat, I’m just short for my height!
(Six foot four, or 193cm, should have been seven foot six, or 228cm)
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Good job of losing a pound Larry! Great job of lipstick applying Sarah!!
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
“Well… I’m… Good… Phht!”
slsharris over 9 years ago
If he shaved all the old dude body hair he’s sprouting, he might drop another pound…
Number Three over 9 years ago
I lost 2 pounds when I last got weighed at the doctors.
Yes, I have no idea where those pound coins went.
xxx
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 9 years ago
How much does an appendix weigh?