Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 12, 2015

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    The placebo button, eh?…….I love the horse tie up posts with parking meters!….Wiley…..

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    Wallythe2  over 9 years ago

    I guess you’d call that a ‘cross-fire walk’.

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    tomielm  over 9 years ago

    He’s a goner! A distracted clicker.

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    Superfrog  over 9 years ago

    Wild Bill Clickok.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    He’s obviously not an outlaw…..He’s obeying the sign….

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    phylum  over 9 years ago

    if he is going to depend on that clicker he is more apt to get run over than to shoot..

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    Reppr Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I said, “Don’t draw, partner!”

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    lin4869  over 9 years ago

    Hee, hee!

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    Femtrasfan  over 9 years ago

    No one wants to get them or their horses/bovine shot.

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    palos  over 9 years ago

    Wiley must have drawn the cross walk signal wording last.

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    TexTech  over 9 years ago

    Let’s get political. Now that Texas has approved open carry, how long will it be until two yahoos have some kind of faceoff like this in the street?

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    Beleck3  over 9 years ago

    click with the left hand and shoot with the right

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    dabugger  over 9 years ago

    Street life or death.

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    Kveldulf  over 9 years ago

    BTW, I am Canadian. We are not allowed to carry firearms here, openly or concealed. We are getting more and more gunfights in the streets.

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    strictures  over 9 years ago

    The button isn’t connected to anything in most big cities, as Varnes said, it’s a placebo.The same goes for the close door button in elevators. About the only places you can find that button working are hospitals.

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    hippogriff  over 9 years ago

    Kveldulf: No different from the rest of the country: heavily armed blue against unarmed black. And the blue majority that does not act this way is so bound by the Mafia code of omerta that when the shots do come from the other direction, they are the ones who catch it. Don’t the qualifying tests cover long-term thinking?

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    smadanek  over 9 years ago

    Texas?

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    I notice Wiley obviously didn’t obey the sign….He drew first….

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    xSigoff Premium Member over 9 years ago

    He missed drawing the third guy standing behind them with the timer, a la competition shooting.

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    Rarely  over 9 years ago

    The choice of weapons doesn’t really matter much in a face to face between two people, However, there are relatively few mass murders with knives or swords.BTW we have a tiny fraction of deaths by firearms in Canada compared to the U.S. to the point of insignificance.

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    lmonteros  over 9 years ago

    Reminds me of “Tex, The Passive-Aggressive Gunslinger”

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    Rarely  over 9 years ago

    Yet another unique perspective Wiley. Where ever do you get such an array of ideas? I suspect that the idiot politicians (pardon the redundancy) give you lots of fodder and since they are never ending we can expect you to have a very long run.

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    Miserichord  over 9 years ago
    Tarredandfeathered -

    Which Waco incident?Branch Davidians Compound -Law enforcement personnel equipped with military grade weapons assault a building holding heavily armed individuals orTwin Peaks Diner – Law enforcement personnel equipped with military grade weapons assault a building holding heavily armed individuals.

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    route66paul  over 9 years ago

    Let’s get racist here about gun ownership. Anti gun(as well as anti drug)laws have always started against minorities.Proper gun safety and maintenance should be taught in school along with sex ed and driver’s ed to anyone who wants a diploma.Teaching a kid to hunt and clean his kill will give him a healthy respect for machinery that could be misused and dangerous in unknowing hands. take the mystery out of it and it is just something else to be cleaned and used properly.

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    This was fun, but I would have laughed a lot more if the holsters held drawing pencils…

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    neeeurothrush  over 9 years ago

    at some signals in evanston,il the walk signal doesn’t come on unless the button is pushed – so it does affect the programming in some instances

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    heatherjasper  over 9 years ago

    You know, pushing the button repeatedly doesn’t make it change faster.

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    pc368dude  over 9 years ago

    Now THAT’S funny!

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