Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 15, 2015
Transcript:
Danae: Here's your membership card, Kate. Congratulations! Kate: Membership to what? Danae: The benevolent order of superior sisterhood! By virtue of being born a girl, you're automatically made a member. Kate: What if I don't want to be a member? Danae: Doesn't matter. You're listed as one, which will help us lobby against the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys. Kate: I think you need to look up the definition of "benevolent". Danae: PFFT As if words mean anything today...
Argythree over 9 years ago
Funny acronym for Danae’s organization…
Varnes over 9 years ago
Great last line….Cracked me up….
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
So true, so sad..
trspence over 9 years ago
She has a point on word meanings…
electricshadow Premium Member over 9 years ago
…especially during campaign season.
phylum over 9 years ago
BOING BOING HA HA BOING BOING..HEH HEH…..yeah man…..
jmarkoff2 over 9 years ago
Is this a rerun?
Bill The Nuke over 9 years ago
@pelican47 I’m seeing 6/15 as the date.
dabugger over 9 years ago
The last kid to ‘pfft’. Wonder if she includes Lucy Van…? Now there is a real ’BOSS’y. That would be a real clash.
Beleck3 over 9 years ago
lol thanks the Right wing war on America, words only have value if they attack the non right winger. Faux Nooze is proof of that
CyberSpaceDrifter over 9 years ago
More important than Liberals and Conservatives, is this rerun the start of the daily Non Sequitur going down the same path as the daily Get Fuzzy??
francisrossi over 9 years ago
Is that the same as all those countries called “Democratic Republic of…” that are ruled by juntas or dictators?
Raider Red Premium Member over 9 years ago
“It depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is.”
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
I foresee a dream sequence in which Danae meets Humpty Dumpty……..
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Of course, the word “benevolent” seems to mean less today than it did back in 2011. Unless, of course, we go by the FoxPods’ definition of “attacking anyone who does not accept my way of doing things.” Then, of course, okay.
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
My 4 year old grandaughter has every line of “Frozen” memorized, and still watches it, like many kids, over, and over, and over. For Wiley to take a break with a few reruns that we can all enjoy again is nice reflection. It’s also interesting that while time is frozen in “Frozen”, looking back with Wiley remiinds us that while many things change, including the “street interpretation” of words over time, human vanity, arrogance, and discrimination based on xenophobia, doesn’t change, though the words we use, do.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 9 years ago
I see loneliness in her future.
Rarely over 9 years ago
Danae hits two homers today. “Guys just do as you’re told” and “Don’t bother to try and understand it…just do it”. It doesn’t have to ,make sense.
I Go Pogo over 9 years ago
I’ll opt for Calvin & Hobbes’s extra-secret exclusive society, Gross: Get Rid Of Slimy girlS
Rarely over 9 years ago
I’ll take Danae’s fellowship over Calvin’s because it’s more accurate re: the state of the relationship between the sexes.
Argythree over 9 years ago
She got out of the house when she was cooking veggies at the diner. Remember?