Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 18, 2015
June 17, 2015
June 19, 2015
Transcript:
Dakota: Her nerd! Check out what I'M doing!
Dakota: I'm totally the star of my soccer team!
Dakota: I bet you and your unicorn STINK at soccer.
Marigold: That is not a terrible guess.
Phoebe: It's a pretty nice hat, though.
On a more relevant topic, Dakota is an unhappy little monster determined to spread misery wherever she goes. It’s a pity she seems destined to grow up into one of the “beautiful people.”
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
So now does Dakota want Phoebe and Marigold to buy her a new ball?
The Old Wolf over 9 years ago
On a more relevant topic, Dakota is an unhappy little monster determined to spread misery wherever she goes. It’s a pity she seems destined to grow up into one of the “beautiful people.”
Stellagal over 9 years ago
I remember reading in a comic book called “Sugar & Spike”, after deflating there beach ball, Sugar wore it as a hat and thought it very fashionable.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago
Dakota seems like she actually wants to hang out with Phoebe and Marigold with her keep coming by with stuff to brag about.
amaneaux over 9 years ago
Is Marigold allowed to use her forehooves, or would that be considered a hand ball?
kaykeyser over 9 years ago
I would never thought Dakota plaid soccer. She looks more like a Mini Golf or Crockett person.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 9 years ago
Why would unicorns stink at soccer? Soccer is a “no hands” game and unicorns have hooves and a horn! It’s a natural!
Marscaleb over 9 years ago
You’d think with all that kicking power she would be great at soccer!
Paul of Eugene over 9 years ago
Would Unicorns be permitted to use their front hooves in soccer?
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m pretty sure all of Saturn’s rings are larger than the planet.
Just So So Premium Member over 9 years ago
Better at volleyball. That way she can spike the ball.
jerrica.benton333 over 3 years ago
Platonic solids, ftw
jerrica.benton333 about 1 year ago
a utah teapot is a unicorn