Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 28, 2015
June 27, 2015
June 29, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been an actor in the theater, an archaeologist, and now he's a diplomat! Frank: He hasn't been any of those things. Frank: He used to install doors. Woman: Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances". Frank: And he was an inspector, looking for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. Woman: He said he "searched for ancient cultures". Frank: Now he sells mattresses.You think he's a diplomat? Woman: Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"!
johnt204 over 9 years ago
Best one in a LOOOONG time.
TREEINTHEWIND over 9 years ago
The latest………… He’s now devoted to making the world a happier place………….
dsom8 over 9 years ago
If he’s good at what he does, who’s to criticize?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sounds like he ought to be in sales.
Perkycat over 9 years ago
Excellent! Love this one! Very funny!
Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ernie is a brilliant politician with talent to rephrase his multi-talents. Or gild truth with fools gold.
renewed1 over 9 years ago
Trust me. Would I lie?
lebron over 9 years ago
Hey, politicians and advertisers do this sort of exaggerating all the time. And people believe them! Ernest should run for office or work for an ad agency.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks…