Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 21, 2010

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Awww, you won’t feel a thing!

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Considering that you’ve already been pitted and stuffed with a pimento, you’ve already gotten a taste of how tough life is.

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    Colt9033  over 14 years ago

    Ouch

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    All I can say is, This Bites!

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    cleokaya  over 14 years ago

    Ah, my daily mantra.

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    Ushindi  over 14 years ago

    Maybe I haven’t really been listening, but I’ve never yet heard any of my olives complain…

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Nor I, Ushindi, and my olives don’t have the benefit of pickling in a martini.

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    Ushindi  over 14 years ago

    Hello, Grog: Just got a new TV and a Blu-Ray player, and MANY more movies. I swear this is it for awhile. Two B&Ws you probably have are “O. Henry’s Full House” and “In Harms Way”. Got the Kirk Douglas “Ulysses”, “Secret of the Incas”, with Charlton Heston, finally got “The Great Escape”, the animated old Alice in Wonderland, etc., etc. I still check the Public Domain lists to see what goodies might now be available. Now I’m going to be spending my days enjoying the summer - I’ll watch all these next winter.

    (I love olives, regardless of how they’re pickled)

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