La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 21, 2010

Hey my wife is mexican but looks white, what should she do?

Gee, 40% of illegal aliens are not Hispanic. racial profiling, human.

What is the problem? Racially they are caucasian. Just because their tan is better than the whitey whites they’re relegated to a lower standard.

..I just don’t understand why everybody can’t be blond haired and blue eyed..I mean I’m trying my hardest to comply..already ordered my blue contacts and am just now coloring my hair….actually it’s all you pot smokers causing this problem..Mexico is slowly destroying itself the way America did in the Prohibition era…wait..it’s those rapper thug wantta be’s…more likely the Russian mob,they made LeBron fall down…actually it’s all those nasty tea baggers..they hate big gov’t so much they all want to run for office and build a fence with cheap non-union labor gov’t paid $$$..Santa Muerte is gonna reap what is sowed…um..what was I talking about now?!?…

3 hour, looks like the professor has come up with a good blend of weed there on the island.

ya know?

A three hour toke A three hour toke.

Well, don’t get caught trying to enter Mexico illegally - they would probably shoot you on the spot.