Monty by Jim Meddick for June 19, 2015
Transcript:
Well, lil buddy, I got good news! I found a Walmart with a few a season stock! That is good news! Yessir!... Pretty soon you'll be outta that window, relaxing and... Hey... Wait a minute!... This doesn't list the auto sleep dehumid-o-mode! What's the auto sleep dehumid-o-mode? That salesperson specifically assured me this model has the auto sleep dehumid-o-mode! Oh, well... Who really needs auto sleep de--? I'm marching right back and demanding and exchange even if it means a special order! I really don't think auto sleep dehumid-o-mode is all that important!
azurebeard over 9 years ago
I hope at Arizona Christian University they wake up every morning and say, ‘God, we thank you for air conditioning, Amen’
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Monty, there are times when one should not be so rigid about adhering to principle….I’m starting to feel sorry for E.B.—not how I usually react to him….
ZorkArg over 9 years ago
Monty isn’t a real listener, is he?
Strod over 9 years ago
Malmart? Since when did Meddick stop endorsing products and companies directly? (Though I personally think this is a good change.)
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
Good afternoon Monty (or not) fans. Indeed, Monty lacks listening skills and once again shows how selfish he is. Have an awesome day my friends.
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
I noticed a short time ago, that I have an occassional small clear spot in the upper vision area of my left eye. Your prayers and best wishes are working, my friends.
azurebeard over 9 years ago
My comment was partly inspired by hearing the afore-mentioned institutions’s ads on commercial radio while working construction in the hot sun. Thank you all for your responses :)