Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 12, 2015

After Boo has helped him achieve a psychological breakthrough, True will feel obligated to accompany her to to midnight Mystic Pranks show in Central City— with predictably tragic results.

Tru will convince Boo to skip the concert and detour the car to Hawaii

I still think Tru juggling his balls is a metaphore

Looks like Boo has EHS (Exploding Hair Syndrome) in P3.

How did they change positions? P2, Tru(e) is in front of the car. P3, Boo is. The answer, of course, is ALIENS.

Picking up a sixer, check. Rocking at The Mystic Pranks concert, check check. Jamming on Boo’s new AM/FM cassette player to Thomas Dolby’s “She Blinded Me With Science”, priceless.

Still wondering why it helped True more to “figure this out for himself” than if Gil had told him why he was acting that way.

Quite possibly the lamest of all the lame strips to which we’ve been “treated” this summer. @Mop: Please help us with a MUT worthy enough to close the week and bring a sense of normalcy to this week’s (lack of) action.

@Chip – Tru is standing in front of his car, which is parked at the curb. Boo is standing in front of her car, which is parked on the sidewalk. Boo’s Mom knew better than to give that girl a DL. Boo’s responses to criticisms of how she drives? “If you don’t like my driving, get off the sidewalk!”

Yeah, except Helen Slater was actually good looking.

I’m pretty sure this story is more painful than a rectal biopsy.

The difference between Tru and all of the Milford coaches is that he actually feels like a fraud while the coaches embrace the fraud.

At least it’s all behind you now…..

While Tru was wading through the tar pit, how did he keep his shoes clean?

….holding back, holding back….

Maybe Tru(e) pronounced “embarrassed” with only one “r”. That would be my excuse, lol.Rectal biopsy, well that’s a pleasant thought. Hope everything’s okay. And speaking of rectal, here’s today’s Mopped Up Thorp that I pulled out of my ass.

Hold steady, cutterrsjock…

…you can’t make this stuff up, folks!

When I think of Sixers, I think of Dr. J and Bobby Jones (of course, I actually still consider Jones a Nugget!).

Did they locate your cerebrum while they were up there? In all seriousness though I hope it turns out well, good luck.

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Having seen this list, I think I’m going to the concert! :)