Just imagine the possibilities: OSHA, EPA, IRS (they’ll love the income potential, NSA (will want to spread warnings about potential terrorism),…Any other ideas?
He’s getting ahead of himself… warning labels wouldn’t be invented until enough until enough idiots got burned and some other bunch of idiots decided that people who are dumb enough to burn themselves might actually be smart enough to read a warning label.
TREEINTHEWIND over 9 years ago
Just touch it with your finger and the warning label will automatically appear…… both visual and audible……
TREEINTHEWIND over 9 years ago
Your bigger problem will be in figuring how you will collect royalties and licensing fees…………….
johnt204 over 9 years ago
Just imagine the possibilities: OSHA, EPA, IRS (they’ll love the income potential, NSA (will want to spread warnings about potential terrorism),…Any other ideas?
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’s getting ahead of himself… warning labels wouldn’t be invented until enough until enough idiots got burned and some other bunch of idiots decided that people who are dumb enough to burn themselves might actually be smart enough to read a warning label.
Ubintold over 9 years ago
Stick it on the log. It’ll stay awhile longer.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
No warning necessary… it will help to thin the herd!
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
“Warning labels? Warning labels? We don’t read no stinking warning labels!”
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 9 years ago
The matches? Lighters? Flint?