Herman by Jim Unger for June 22, 2015

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Mauler the guard dog will be so relieved.

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    Too late. The horse is out of the barn; or into the barn; or something.

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    Simon_Jester  over 9 years ago

    Did I mention the neighbors called the cops?

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    K M  over 9 years ago

    In what part of town do they still have transom windows over the apartment doors!?

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    As a kid, I found myself locked out of the house on a couple of occasions. (You think I’d get the hint). As a kid, it only took me about 15 minutes to figure out how to break into the house.

    I think I missed by calling by going straight.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 9 years ago

    And as for the transom window, when I was very young and staying with my folks in one of those hotels with door compartments, my parents went out for the evening and left me in the room with instructions to stay in the room and lock the door, and go to bed soon. I dutifully got ready for bed and figured out how the chain lock on the door worked! When my folks returned they called, knocked, banged on the door, but I was fast asleep. They finally got the bellboy (yes, a real bellboy – probably a teenager) who they hoisted up so he could crawl through the transom window and unlock the door. I knew nothing about all this until I heard the story the next morning.

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    Jim Kerner  over 9 years ago

    The old bottomless purse gag.

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