Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 22, 2015

Believe in Greek gods and ask to be created in the image of Adonis.

Are we not men?

Survival of the fattest?

When you’re a researcher and you’re on a ship called the Beagle, you try extra hard to make yourself credible.

I could bet that, by the end of the day, the comments section will turn into an angry debate between creationists versus evolutionists. It never fails.

(turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-changes Where’s your shame You’ve left us up to our necks in fat… ♫

Actually, Pig, you’re getting thinner. And I don’t mean the way Pig is drawn, either. About a hundred years ago domesticated pigs used to be twice to three times the size they are today. Bit less evolution and more breeding.

I believe evolutionists were created and that creationists will evolve. :-)

Needachuckle:Hmm. I was going to reply with the next line from the song (the one that starts with “Jocko”) and GoComic’s filter blocked it. I’ll let everyone else to google it.

It’s not a matter of believing, it’s a matter of knowing.

every morning i check the scaleto see if it is higher or lowerwith much despair it never failsto make me want to glower

so now i know that darwin’s to blamei know that i’ll be smarterand call it all a dirty shamethan change my pants for larger

Who knew that I was a walking advertisement for Darwin’s theory of evolution. Take that Religious Fundamentalists!

“A scientific theory is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that is acquired through the scientific method and repeatedly tested and confirmed through observation and experimentation. As with most forms of scientific knowledge, scientific theories are inductive in nature and aim for predictive power and explanatory capability.”

Considering that the only characters in “Pearls” who (so far) have passed down their genes to an innocent generation, would be Larry, his wife, and Cartoon Boy himself……well, I’m pretty sure we won’t be seeing much improvement in the future “Pearls” herd!

If I ever change over time… It’ll be for the worst and not the better.

xxx

up with civil discourse! and drinking games! what a good day this is