Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2015

Don’t worry pig; it was quick and painless.

Pig looks upset, Goat. Why not take him to a casino and invite him to shoot some craps?

Laundry shoot. Oh, boy. What a lame pun if you ask me.

You should have seen the Taffy pull.

It could have involved a camera. Don’t know pigs reaction if he thought that.

Stephen ought to get extra points for this; one of his more verbally economical puns.

For “laundry chute” I was thinking more along the lines of one of those carnival games with the laundry hanging on a moving clothesline, and the guy on the other side of a counter with a shotgun.

so…..does that go with the house?

Why would Goat care about a laundry chute? He, and Pig & Rat & Zebra & Crocs, run around naked all the time.

That guy must have been in my neighborhood.I have a few nightgowns and t-shirts that are pretty shot.Glad to know how they got that way.

LOL! Holes in my undies! That was a perfect return volley!

Pig, I don’t know if that laundry was as innocent as all that. In fact, I heard it was a very nasty, dirty sort.

Susan – I didn’t see your post when I first posted. Also a perfect return!

I often want to shoot my laundry. Unfortunately I know if I do it will just come back like something out of The Walking Dead!

too soon

My aunt and uncle’s house had a laundry chute. It was usually guarded by the Queen of the House, their black cat. Later on, after they had passed, the house belonged to my cousin and her husband, who was a shooter; there were several long guns in the gun-locker in the basement. But the chute was never shot.Sorry, Pig.

♫♫♪I shoot the laundry,But I will not shoot the s—t with you.

I wonder if Jeffy is taking over writing this today because it is Stephan’s birthday? Next Croc is going to be leaving dotted lines…..

Talk about airing your dirty laundry!

or, be like a rich reality star from CA with a big butt. they don’t do laundry, they buy replacement clothes.

What would Pig think of a t-shirt cannon?

At least he’s not a cereal killer.

ha ha Language is funny

ha ha Language is funny

ha ha Language is funny

ha ha Language is funny

posted the previous comment twice :0

4 times????

at least he’s not shooting up!

“I chought the Sheriff, but I did not chute the Deputy…”

Good laundry don’t bleed.

Today’s punchline is very ‘chute’

(Cute)

OK… That didn’t work.

xxx

At least you recognized it. Puns are best left to the professionals. Pastis excepted.

Perhaps he was just taking some photos of the laundry…

thats a photo-realistic laundry basket when compared to his other drawings

In my 76 years, I’ve lived in 16 houses. Only ONE of them had a laundry chute. That was a rental in Chicago with 3 levels. Bedrooms on top level and laundry on the bottom level. (Actually, it was in a suburb of Chicago. But who would know where Lake Zurich is?)