On the plus side, you can eat your funny hat.
On the minus side, they won’t stick to your shirt if you rub them briskly in your hair first.
Maybe he should try the inverse - selling those long, thin balloons as sausages. Non-fat, no sugar, no carbohydrates, no sodium and less filling, Perfect for the dieter, diabetic, etc. WARNING: Contains latex (but probably no worse for you than the sodium nitrate in regular sausages).
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
Didn’t your mother, Doug, tell you not to play with your food?
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Delicious and entertaining, what more could anyone want?
zero over 14 years ago
Maybe it’s his hands on approach. Just a guess.
HappyChappy over 14 years ago
I am baffled by his lack of success too. The kids would just love ‘em.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 14 years ago
So that really is a wiener dog.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Meat puppet theater.
orfreebird over 14 years ago
He should be wearing gloves and a hair net …
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
maybe because it’s still dead pig and it still rots and stinks after awhile
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
On the plus side, you can eat your funny hat. On the minus side, they won’t stick to your shirt if you rub them briskly in your hair first.
Maybe he should try the inverse - selling those long, thin balloons as sausages. Non-fat, no sugar, no carbohydrates, no sodium and less filling, Perfect for the dieter, diabetic, etc. WARNING: Contains latex (but probably no worse for you than the sodium nitrate in regular sausages).
worldisacomic over 14 years ago
What! no stray dogs? Hmmmmmmmm?
bossyheifer over 14 years ago
I’ll take a giraffe!