Ben by Daniel Shelton for June 25, 2015

That was just plain wrong…with creme cheese.

Buy one of those fancy bagel slicers. It will crush instead of slice, but you’ll have all your fingers.

He switched hands!

Or you could just be careful.

I take all my fingers with me wherever I go.

Most of those cuts are probably because people use dull knives. Use a ceramic knife and it will slice without much effort, thus less chance to hurt yourself. Or you could just buy pre-sliced bagels.

Or sharpen your knives.

Now don’t get me wrong, I love yogurt, but I’ll take a bagel with cream cheese over it every time!

Have you seen the nasty cuts you can get from a yogurt cup lid? And all that bacteria waiting to infect the wound?…