Paramedic: (Sigh) Still no pulse... I hate to sound crass, ma'am, but if you don't mind, I'd really like to stick a fork in him.
Mm-mm, he’s already buttered….
Salt & Pepper and LOTS and LOTS of butter. MMMMMM
Maybe some bacon bits.
GRRRR……….I’m hungry.
Leaky, let’s order a pizza!
Sounds like a plan to me………….I’ll spring for it. You call for it.
….Proof he’s done.
How about trying to revive him with a dressing of sour cream and chives?
An EMT technician worth his salt should know that when a potato’s eyes are fixed and dilated, it’s done.
Sheik, I’m with you – a little sour cream makes the whole painful experience worth while.
Susie, did you stick a fork in the cake to see if it’s done?
Yes Teacher, it came out so clean I stuck in the other dirty silverware.
Luckily for real world taters, it’s Eyes Without a Face.
This half baked joke is… Hmmmm… Do you need help with that fork?
I think you have to do a better job of buttering her up.
He looks loaded.
1 large potato 2 microwave (it’s too hot to turn on oven) 3 butter 4 Tonight’s movie 5 no kids around = relaxing evening
This spud ‘s for you!
Spuds a dud!
The horror!!! LOL!!! Caught me off guard…my warm coffee went straight through my nose!!!
If he’s done, then why isn’t the butter melting?
Must have let him go cold.
Who buttered him?
margueritem over 14 years ago
Mm-mm, he’s already buttered….
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Salt & Pepper and LOTS and LOTS of butter. MMMMMM
Maybe some bacon bits.
GRRRR……….I’m hungry.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Leaky, let’s order a pizza!
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Sounds like a plan to me………….I’ll spring for it. You call for it.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
….Proof he’s done.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
How about trying to revive him with a dressing of sour cream and chives?
osceola over 14 years ago
An EMT technician worth his salt should know that when a potato’s eyes are fixed and dilated, it’s done.
cdward over 14 years ago
Sheik, I’m with you – a little sour cream makes the whole painful experience worth while.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Susie, did you stick a fork in the cake to see if it’s done?
Yes Teacher, it came out so clean I stuck in the other dirty silverware.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 14 years ago
Luckily for real world taters, it’s Eyes Without a Face.
LKD over 14 years ago
This half baked joke is… Hmmmm… Do you need help with that fork?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I think you have to do a better job of buttering her up.
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
He looks loaded.
bald over 14 years ago
1 large potato 2 microwave (it’s too hot to turn on oven) 3 butter 4 Tonight’s movie 5 no kids around = relaxing evening
fatherjimmc over 14 years ago
This spud ‘s for you!
worldisacomic over 14 years ago
Spuds a dud!
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
The horror!!! LOL!!! Caught me off guard…my warm coffee went straight through my nose!!!
bobpeters61 over 14 years ago
If he’s done, then why isn’t the butter melting?
Must have let him go cold.
mrsharrisonford over 14 years ago
Who buttered him?