Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2015

He must be a philosophy professor

I’d fear the comic censors more than Tuesday, Pig.

That’s it, Bob, show everyone you’re nuts!

Means he can’t be punished

Where are the comic censors? Don’t they usually show up when Cartoon Boy pulls this stuff?

I actually have a degree from a college like that. I crossed out the name of the university on my diploma & replaced it with the word “Clown”.

I always wondered, if you show up in a restaurant with shirt and shoes but no pants, are you allowed in?

Nice Story and why not !

Careful around him, he takes matters in hand.

I’m thinking that Ziggy was a student of professor Bob.

where r the crocs when u need them- top ten headlines-whacked prof for no wear dareshocking revelation down underlatest entrance test at berkley californiano longer sunless territorywhere pimples dare to spreadplumbers no longer only crack examplecold seats in the teachers loungeprof shows off his rash stashwhen moons collideprof flatulence finally open and unrestricted

Had this hot English Professor, she looked like a Sarah Palin type. She would sit on the desk while lecturing. Very riveting, had no idea what she was saying though.

This is disturbing

Must be an English professor. I can see his dangling modifier.

But officer, I have tenure!

This would be more appropriate if Bob was the governor of Wisconsin.

Probably a Religion Professor saying he heard God tell him not to wear pants.

Tenure? They’re all addjunks now.

youse guys have already said it all. ttfn

This strip is enough to make every Monday feel like a Friday!

Too damn funny.

xxx

Ummm, pay attention….It is not a “censored sign” it is his codpiece.Good knight.

Professor Bob must have studied at one of those European universities near nude beaches. I suppose most of his students will be upset by his Monday display, but there is (too) much to think about here….

Me, too, Pig… Me. Too.

Sponge Bob, Where’s pants?

One Christmas party skit we wrote included a “lecture” in which the word “obfuscate” was used several times. One of our professors (yes, tenured) stood in the background dressed as a flasher. Whenever the offending word was spoken he would step forward, open his raincoat and flash his naked bod covered only with a card like Bob’s bearing the word “obfuscate.”

So what’s going to happen on Tuesday?

Monday, MondayCan’t trust that day

Didn’t Pastis use this tenured professor from years before?

Rat and Pig never wear pants.

I think I could use some Brain Bleach right about now. This one made me laugh, though.

He can do the no-pants dance!

Ooooooooh, saved by the apostrophe.