Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 13, 2015

Just a small problem, keep the glasses.

Y I WOULD SAY IT NEEDS TO BE CALIBRATED

If anything goes wrong with the first eye, you get the second one done for free…

I think he was just laser gunning for you.

“Do you expect me to pay for this surgery?”“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”

I remember this cartoon with a different punch line from some years back. Then it was something like “Seems my laser eye surgeon needed the procedure more than I did.” I use it when I am talking to 8th graders about vision in science. (see Thom, you are an educator).

and now they are going to have a problem with litigation

I’m happy to wear glasses, thank you. I heard of problems like with Kathy Griffin. They screwed up on one of her eyes.

He must have gone to Fichmanns in Manchester, CT.

Hiccups, I think….

Ah, so it’s the “machine’s” fault…………..They must have taught that excuse in Laser Lie school.

Don’t worry… it’ll buff out!

Maybe next time, take off your glasses before eye surgery.