The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 25, 2015

A wrapper by any other name is still a rapper.

At the end of shooting the commercial the director said, “That,s a wrap.”

Curses! Foiled again!

♪♫ After the promWhen you ain’t got no……uh, never mind! ♪♫

That wRAPPER will keep the Flavor Flav fresh!

I’m the (curse word) wrapper rapper,

and all my (curse word) (insert noun) come straight from the crapper.

See me clap when I put a cap in all the (curse word) (insert plural proper noun) .

Hope they get the (curse word) clap from my (curse word) rap

and then they’ll know what the hap (is).

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“Reynolds Rap” AKA “How Ya Like Me Now, BK Version” With apologies to Kool Moe Dee

R R, R R, R R, RW!The foil that is hotthe foil that is wowIt’s called Reynolds WrapHow ya like me now?

You should try somego out and buy someReynolds Wrap‘cause the foil’s so flysome people use Reynolds Wrapif they got styleHow ya like me now?

Reynolds Wrap will seal your foodeven the ones made with attitudecause the food ain’t mackin’without the RR wrappin’R R, R R, R R, Reynolds Wrap!

“British Knights” AKA “How Ya Like Me Now”Kool Moe DeeVideo Link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQnVDpbD7WQ

B B, B B, B B, BK!The shoes that are hotthe shoes that are wowthey’re called British KnightsHow ya like me now?

You should try somego out and buy someBritish Knights’cause the shoes are so flysome people wear british knightsif they got styleHow ya like me now?

British Knights will catch your eyeseven the ones made for the small friescause the shoe ain’t nothin’without the BK buttonB B, B B, B B, British Knights!

Video Link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQnVDpbD7WQ

Wrappers Delight…..SugarHill gang flashback….

It took me a minute to figure out the Saran (w) rap.

It’s still funnier than Sirhan Sirhan Wrap (for the elder audience).

Oh, I think I get it…..wrap..rapper…wow/ Scot, I think you’re forcing it….not so good this time…too bad.

And SaranSaran so far away…

Ed Morgan: Rap came from talking blues, a folk variant involving a rhythmically spoken verse and a sung chorus. Talking blues required more talent both in composing and performing. It is not as well known because Jim Crow wouldn’t let in on the air.