CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for June 13, 2015

He’s with the Illuminati! Take him out!"

I tend to think the highest percentage of tattoos fall into the last category.

I know a guy who has half a fish tattooed on his wrist…. the other half is (or maybe was?) on the wrist of a woman he was dating, so it was a whole fish when they pressed their arms together…

…. aw, cute… but the fish’s head hasn’t seen its tail in at least 40 years by now.

I suppose that’s not as bad as another friend who has “Delia forever” on his arm….only… it wasn’t.

Tattoo = A permanent reminder of a temporary urge.

I’ve heard not to combine your belly button with a tattoo.