The Martian Confederacy by Paige Braddock and Jason McNamara for June 23, 2015

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    supplier  over 9 years ago

    …my wife is your mother. Boone: Where’s the airlock?

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    Katecst  over 9 years ago

    I bet Concheta is his mother

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    Vet Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Alcalde…….“Thought you’d want to know…..I just farted.”This was a vacation…..I thought it was a rescue……“not every one ever makes it back”……now its an old war movie…..still no Spinner (or Paddlefoot for that matter. Remember that old program) Concheta the virgin stripper/home schooler/child napper/necrophiliac is probably on board with the baby.Boone is having a growing up moment…..so he will spread his wings and fly the nest. Straight into a wall then fall into a toilet.This is such a Kodak moment……where’s the Kodachrome.

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    brotherbox  over 9 years ago

    “Not everyone makes it back” is fatherly advice? How about quit playing with dolls and grow up.

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    Starman1948  over 9 years ago

    Good morning MC fans.-——-@Veteran: excellent comments.-——-@brother box: growing up is great advice. However, I don’t think Boone nor Alcade will change for the better.-——-Have a bountiful day my friends.

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    Vet Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The real truth……Concheta is Boone’s sister….TAAADDDAAA!And the blonde (I know this is black and white) girl Boone was sleeping with earlier…….his mom’s sister……GAAASSSSP!(Drum rolling in the background)AND…..for your continued amusement……the baby……is……hanging on the side of the ship using his diaper as a space suit………BBAAAA CHINNNNG!Brought to you by Twin Peaks……..where the view is stunning…..because the burgers suck.And by Hooters…….just because they make soft porn look good in a family oriented atmosphere.And the new Chuckie Cheese………don’t worry kids, never mind the large black pepper corns…..we have no rat problem……..to every child a thousand free tickets you can trade for a bunch of Chinese plastic bits that may be…..are not hazardous to your health.Sponsored by DosXX beer…….use Viagra my friend…..screw the beer.

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