Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2015

Uh-oh.

your dad, sonny

Time for some Pulp Fiction?…..

Go and axe your father.

Wal-Mart

Well son, when a boy tree casts his seed on fertile soil……..

Don’t leaf that question unanswered! Paper towels come from one of those branch stores.

He had an active imagination and a real curiousity that led him to ask many a question about life, the universe and everything. And then, one day, it all came to an end when he asked where toilet paper comes from.

The woodchuck brings it!

What a knothead

Mom wants to wipe her hands of this one.

It’s all just a bunch of pulp.

Tough question.

When he hears the answer he’ll put a Bounty on the lumberjacks.