Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 24, 2015

…but tonight could have been the night?

And why not?

I love motion lights…I like it dark at night, I hate it when neighbors leave their spot lights on all the time…. Why not get motion lights that only come on when someone is near your house? Besides, it spooks people. Did someone turn it on to see you better?…I would think it would throw a burglar of his game a bit….

They still have an “off” switch. (Hint.)

If they did it that night, it would have been a different way of “playing possum.”

I always unscrew the light bulb in the motion detector light just a bit when my wife and I may potentially feel frisky on the patio late at night.

I think he meant because he’s the one who has to keep getting up to check it. ha

discusting this comic should be for adults only