Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 04, 2015

I think they might be at Milford Auto Parts. Maybe Boo is getting some retreads for her Jeep.

Looks like a couple of days of True and Boo breaking up before we can start the summer story — or maybe that will BE the summer story.

A summer of Tru(e) and Boo. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Bite your tongue, Chip.

If you get caught clocking somebody chances are you’ll do time, you’d have to be cuckoo.

Looks like Tru is about to bench Boo. That would ruin my Boo coming up pregnant as football starts theory, dammit.

And while we’re talking Boo, are the writers telling us that Father Knows Best Art, didn’t rat her out while he was benching Tru? C’mon man. Oh, and when will she hit up Bachelor Father for a new set of tires? I just can’t imagine he’d tell his little angel to wait for the insurance check.

I was clocked at 68 on a 55 mph speed limit highway in 1990. Only speeding ticket of my life.

Boo got off with nothing? This is like Groundhog Day. We’ve still got 6 more weeks coach less softball.

This must have been from Sign Man’s early days when he was still transitioning from a graffiti artist.

In all reality , have a safe Fourth of July . Meanwhile , at the Milford CC a drunken (thats a given) Marty Moon stumbles into Gil and says " Give my best to Mimi , no wait I already have ."

Clearly, it’s a sign from the aliens. I dunno, with a meathook like that my money’s on Boo. I don’t think the folks in Central City have the freakishly oversized hands of Milfordians.

Looks like True would like to adjust Boo’s headlights

Tru: “Where’d you get the money for new tires?”Boo:“Begged everyone I know on both boy’s atheltic teams and the girl’s. I ended up with $501.00.”Tru: “Who paid the dollar?”

Feisty Boo Boo and Bitsy, sisters from different mothers. P3- Good to know Boo can push True’s buttons and give him EES. Happy and safe 4th of July Gil Pa fans.

Well I missed it! Maybe it’s going to be next Saturday. So today Tru(E) and Boo Hoo get to enjoy their Independence Day Holiday from school.

Let me preface this link with a disclaimer. I totally DESPISE this song. In fact I think the only reason I remember it is because I hate it so much. But…… it does fit one of Chip’s earlier comments. .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG_XYQZikWc

How in the hell is she getting new tires if she didn’t even have money for gas? And in P1, what is the name of the store they are at. Looks like it says “Milford Amso Farts.” Not sure what they would be selling. And speaking of selling, I am not selling today’s Mopped Up Thorp, come and get it!