It isn’t the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carries you off in..
A high class place Mort’s is.
At least he didn’t come in dead last.
Would’ve been 4 1/2, but he couldn’t find anyone that short.
At Mort’s we know how to put the “Fun” back in Funeral!
A grave situation and you people are not digging it.
This thread deserves an early demise.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him it was the last thing I needed…
The inventor of throat lozenges has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral…
People are just dying to go there
Rick McKee
hsawlrae over 9 years ago
It isn’t the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carries you off in..
rshive over 9 years ago
A high class place Mort’s is.
banks00wv over 9 years ago
At least he didn’t come in dead last.
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
Would’ve been 4 1/2, but he couldn’t find anyone that short.
Chrisstopher over 9 years ago
At Mort’s we know how to put the “Fun” back in Funeral!
Old Texan75 over 9 years ago
A grave situation and you people are not digging it.
Old Texan75 over 9 years ago
This thread deserves an early demise.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him it was the last thing I needed…
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
The inventor of throat lozenges has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral…
ScubaHawk over 9 years ago
People are just dying to go there