Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 10, 2015
July 09, 2015
July 11, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: The woods are great for sketching.
Marigold: The forest is a magical place, overflowing with beauty and wonder. I seethe with jealousy toward it.
Mom: Please seethe quietly.
We know that Marigold’s sister is not her rival in the looks department, but I wonder if Marigold will ever come across a Unicorn over whom she can “seethe with jealousy.” I know Lord Splendid Humility is supposed to be very beautiful, but he’s male, so it’s different.
TMO1 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Must be nice to live in a beautiful, cool-summer area.
Claire Jordan over 9 years ago
However, having to have the central heating on in July, as we did yesterday here in southern Scotland, is ridiculous.
rcw90 over 9 years ago
When I read this, I always hear Princess Celestia from My Little Pony in my head.
DDrazen over 9 years ago
You know those “See you in the forest” ads? I wish I could see Marigold in the forest.
Simon_Jester over 9 years ago
Forests are great for cameras too. Never know when you might have a wildlife encounter.
pumaman over 9 years ago
I’ll bet it’s sparkly!
Monster Hesh over 9 years ago
Wow, that’s unusually…bitter…of Marigold. But now I see where Phoebe got her ability to take UNICORN! for granted.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Agreed mam.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
We know that Marigold’s sister is not her rival in the looks department, but I wonder if Marigold will ever come across a Unicorn over whom she can “seethe with jealousy.” I know Lord Splendid Humility is supposed to be very beautiful, but he’s male, so it’s different.
DetectiveKemper over 9 years ago
Seethe the day.
Q4horse over 9 years ago
The forests are really in bad condition with the droughts, pine bark beetles and raging wildfires.