Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 30, 2015

Instead of concrete the canal, why not put railings along it?

Good morning everyone.-————@beviek: If Andy didn’t fall in, this comic wouldn’t be as funny. Good affie avatar.-————-@TEMPLO S.U.D.: A very good suggestion. Andy could fall over the railing into the canal. That would be funny too.-—————Be happy and healthy my friends.

Next, he will be asking for all the lamp posts to be removed.

“Next, he will be asking for all the lamp posts to be removed.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.No way! He needs the lamp posts to keep from falling down.

Andy puts his problem-solving skills to the test.

Careful what you wish for Andy…

They paved paradiseAnd put up a parking lotWith a pink hotel, a boutiqueAnd a swinging hot spotDon’t it always seem to goThat you don’t know what you’ve got‘Till it’s goneThey paved paradiseAnd put up a parking lot

Big Yellow Taxi – Joni Mitchell

I really like this one today!

@beviak

I’ve seen that look on my dogs more than once !

beviek: Hendrix is a tough one. Progress is good. I hope he makes a full revovery. And you take it easy too.-------*affie: I’m sorry that you have ibs and no teeth. Mom, who is 94, wears worn out dentures. She has trouble eating also. Due to her receding gums she can’t get new dentures.-——*@Linguist: A beautiful song filled with much truth.-——Be well, my friends.

Andy was watching another drunk stumbling along towards (we presume) home. The drunk tripped on a crack in the sidewalk. He turned to the reader and said, “Did yer see that? It’s a disgrace! The city council ought to do somethin’ about that flippin’ pavement!”

The Canal is probably Useful! As opposed to Andy’s non-usefulness!

Nothing will stop Andy from falling into the canal.

Now that was funny!

And no, I’m not looking at a different strip.

xxx

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@FANOLIO: Funny no accident sign. Be well, my friend.

@pcolliYou should be back from Mexico now. Did you enjoy your visit there? Tell us about it. :-)

@Number Six: Thanks for the good info. Have a peaceful night, my friend.