Garfield by Jim Davis for May 26, 2010

That’s more like a maybe Arlene.

She REALLY knows Gar.

(sigh) Is there an echo in there?

That’s an achievement Arlene. Be thankful for that.

At least she knows where she stands.

Right I wonder if Garfield has been fixed?

What IS the matter with Garfield when it comes to women ? Has he been fixed ? Surely, he’s not … you know … into … you know … ? He sure likes bachelorhood !!

Victor Goya: Naah. It’s just that Garfield is too full of himself for there to be room in there for anyone else.

Sounds like deja who to me. Poor Arlene.

Gee giving her the cold shoulder aren’t we, Garfield?

I’m glad to see that Arlene is back. Now I’d like to see more of Odie. And maybe the return of Nermal.

Ahem! Why is a middle aged bachelor suspected of his sexual orientation? I suspect married men secretly envy us, and married women fear us putting doubts in their mate’s minds. Let me put your minds at rest ladies. I drive a hot two seater, I live in a fabulous penthouse, I have a different beautiful young lady every night, I eat in the best restaurants,my maid is careful not to wake me till noon, and I’m independently wealthy. Bond, James Bond. Oh, did I mention I have the time to work out and maintain my swimmer/football star body that I’ve kept since I was 19?.

Lewreader: I don’t know whether to believe you or not… lol

If she knew the answer, why did she ask?

I second the “more of Odie” post.

Don’t worry, Arlene, soon, in the heat of the moment, he will notice you.

“Come on, Arlene, You know what I mean…”

Misquote of the moment.

I was this close…

Arlene, just DUMP Garfield!

^-^

Lewreader,,,, Don’t worry, you’ll wake up soon.

arlene you know garfield likes you alot well that is what i think

Tbh, Garfield and Arlene are a really good couple, they love each other a lot, just not how Jim Davis draws and writes it, watch the ending of garfield’s pet force, you’ll see what I’m saying.