Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 18, 2015

Schmear, schmear….

Three weeks ago, the guy in that window was in a jam….….really had egg on his face….Everybody thought he was toast.

Now, with a few cheesy promises to butter up the electorate, he seems to have popped right up again…

I think he’s got a lot of crust.

His opponent, standing outside, is so fresh, and clean cut….a hole new kind of politician…Hope he can rise above this messy business…but it’s hard to fight back, when you don’t have as much dough.

When the press finds out about his illegal election campaign practices, will they call it Deli-gate?

Lol, Susan! Nobody does it butter better!

Aw, Arianne….Thanks.

You know, I never try topping anybody…it’s just that once I start to make up some of that crumby stuff, I can’t stop myself till I’ve spread it on too thick.

I even tried hiding my keyboard in the safe…but it was way too easy to pick the lox.

Aw cheese you guys, knock it off!

The guy is buttering everyone up so he can cream his opponent.

He’s appealing to the loxsmiths.

Bagels got legs!

Even though he has a thick skin, he’ll be sure to spread the yeast in order to get a rise in the polls.

Or Sean Hammity.