Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 28, 2010

I was gonna say “Dead man walking!” but you ya yutz, are probably thinkingh, “I think I’m in love.”

Gotta agree, LordD.

I’ll bet shes thinking………I think I’m staring at the Grey Poupon man,

Going to ROLL her !

Car radio is blasting “In the Middle of the Road” song by the Pretenders

Sorry, I semi-outed the story line.

I think I’m gonna hurl?

First time she’s ever been laid…on the street.

Hopefully, he has a weak heart to go with his head.

“She can’t hiiiiiiiiiide those lyin’ eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes!”

“Why don’t we do it in the road?”

…having a heart attack!

…. really glad I installed that extra brake pedal in the chauffer driving school’s student vehicle.

Let this be a lesson to all you ladies out there. You can get ‘KNOCKED DOWN’ too!

I agree with freeholder1 and cleokaya.

“…having a heart attack!” is my answer also.

FREEHOLDER You obviously hold her in higher respect than the rest of us.