Nature's prankster: The rare and widely-despised farting mosquito. Chicken 1: That was disgusting. Chicken 2: Hey don't blame me!
There’s an app for that.
That is why my chicken farts so much!
Yeah, RIGHT—blame the mosquito! We’ve all heard that one before!
Last week I got on a crowded elevator at work. As the door closed, the Savage Chicken next to me let one—loud and long. In the horrified silence, he turned to me and loudly whispered, “Look innocent and everybody will think I did it.”
In slowing down that high-pitched whine that mosquitoes emit as they pass our ears, you would be shocked what they are actually saying to us.
Ida No about 9 years ago
There’s an app for that.
ant about 9 years ago
That is why my chicken farts so much!
John Falstaff about 9 years ago
Yeah, RIGHT—blame the mosquito! We’ve all heard that one before!
John Falstaff about 9 years ago
Last week I got on a crowded elevator at work. As the door closed, the Savage Chicken next to me let one—loud and long. In the horrified silence, he turned to me and loudly whispered, “Look innocent and everybody will think I did it.”
emptc12 about 9 years ago
In slowing down that high-pitched whine that mosquitoes emit as they pass our ears, you would be shocked what they are actually saying to us.