Nature's prankster: The rare and widely-despised farting mosquito. Chicken 1: That was disgusting. Chicken 2: Hey don't blame me!
There’s an app for that.
That is why my chicken farts so much!
Yeah, RIGHT—blame the mosquito! We’ve all heard that one before!
Last week I got on a crowded elevator at work. As the door closed, the Savage Chicken next to me let one—loud and long. In the horrified silence, he turned to me and loudly whispered, “Look innocent and everybody will think I did it.”
In slowing down that high-pitched whine that mosquitoes emit as they pass our ears, you would be shocked what they are actually saying to us.
Ida No over 9 years ago
There’s an app for that.
ant over 9 years ago
That is why my chicken farts so much!
John Falstaff over 9 years ago
Yeah, RIGHT—blame the mosquito! We’ve all heard that one before!
John Falstaff over 9 years ago
Last week I got on a crowded elevator at work. As the door closed, the Savage Chicken next to me let one—loud and long. In the horrified silence, he turned to me and loudly whispered, “Look innocent and everybody will think I did it.”
emptc12 over 9 years ago
In slowing down that high-pitched whine that mosquitoes emit as they pass our ears, you would be shocked what they are actually saying to us.