Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 13, 2015
July 10, 2015
July 14, 2015
Transcript:
The adventures of Corporate Survivalist! Chicken 1: Bear! Run! Chicken 2: Hold on there- are we supposed to run, stand still, or climb a tree? Let's see if we can get some forecasting numbers together and run them by upper management to see which option aligns with the corporate goals...
marklv over 9 years ago
Bearn there and done that.
emptc12 over 9 years ago
“So it’s agreed. Let’s get the new Production Tracking program that our Treasurer’s brother sells, and implement it during our busiest season. It’s the cheapest one, and despite the numerous bad on-line reviews, the vendor reps seem nice. We’ll have to take office people away from their jobs to learn it, but we’ll just hire more office people. We’ll have to lay off shop people to pay for it, but we’ll just outsource their work.” Oh yeah, been there.
bmillard over 9 years ago
Tastes like…
PoodleGroomer over 9 years ago
Text everyone that there is an urgent meeting in 15 minutes. Start a fresh pot of coffee and get a donuts assortment. Crullers, if they have them.
John Falstaff over 9 years ago
ROFL! Some days, Savage Chickens isn’t humor, it’s line-art documentary. And Emptc12, a special laurel, and hearty handshake, for funniest comment. :-)