Kernel (that’s presumably the chicken equivalent of Colonel), if chickens DO have an afterlife, many many people have an angry crowd awaiting them. I hope it doesn’t work that way—I can’t even guess how many oysters I’ve sent to their eternal reward (with lemon juice and tabasco.)
In 2012, according to “National Geographic,” 55 billion chickens were killed for food. We’d better hope that the first aliens that come to Earth are not strongly avian in appearance. Chickens might all be freed, KFC places destroyed, and Canopus Fried Human franchises put in their places.
kernelcorny Premium Member about 9 years ago
Do chickens go into an afterlife after we eat them? Must have tasted bad in this case.
Ida No about 9 years ago
How’s the Baked Alaska?
John Falstaff about 9 years ago
Kernel (that’s presumably the chicken equivalent of Colonel), if chickens DO have an afterlife, many many people have an angry crowd awaiting them. I hope it doesn’t work that way—I can’t even guess how many oysters I’ve sent to their eternal reward (with lemon juice and tabasco.)
emptc12 about 9 years ago
In 2012, according to “National Geographic,” 55 billion chickens were killed for food. We’d better hope that the first aliens that come to Earth are not strongly avian in appearance. Chickens might all be freed, KFC places destroyed, and Canopus Fried Human franchises put in their places.
ant about 9 years ago
How about eating cooked chickens?