Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 16, 2015

Grew up eating it but haven’t touched the stuff in 30+ years.

A conspiracy, I tell you. He’s got the cheese bleus.

Next on the grocery list…Cool Whip.

Hint: Don’t look in the dairy case

Velveeta is to cheese as Spam is to ham.

The only time I’ll eat Velveeta is with a can or two of Rotel in a Crock Pot to make queso dip and corn chips.

I looove Velveeta Shells & Cheese.

But it slides down soooooo easily.

Then why are you in the cheese aisle?

The point is… there are TOO many choices these days.

We drive through Wisconsin four times a years then hit Safeway in Canada for real Cheese Whiz not the spread stuff in little bottles in the US. CW & raspberry jam, yum!

Velveeta and Cool whip. Don’t forget the but, uh, marg, uh, the spread.

Velveeta is erzatz cheese. Needs no refrigeration. Look elsewhere – maybe in the spaghetti section.

Velveeta is great for giving pills to your dog. It is embarrassing to be seen buying it though…