Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for August 09, 2015

And now that’s over, let’s move on from “integrity” to “rewarding our investors”.

If you don’t eat the last doughnut, you should reward yourself.

I hurt my arm patting myself on the back for all the crimes I didn’t commit today.

But did they steal enough for their re-election campaigns? That gets more expensive every time….